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How To Keep House Like A Mennonite

Mennonite homemaking is perfect, right? Well, maybe not. But I've learned some great lessons from my Mennonite friends and I'm passing them on to you - PLUS a great 5 page game plan to catch you up on that laundry and dirty dish pile!

Hello, my friend, it's so wonderful to have you here. Have you ever noticed the trend to idealize all of the Plain folk – that is, the Mennonites, Amish and all associated with them? Admit it, you've probably done it (at least a little). Am I right?

You know how it goes.

Want to keep house like a Mennonite? Here are some tricks that I've learned from my Old Order Mennonite friends
If a recipe says Amish, it will be incredible.

All Mennonites have perfectly clean and tidy homes.

Plain men are hardworking, muscular and handsome.

Women are sweet and gentle-tempered and never, ever argue with their husbands or yell at their children.

That works well until you actually get to know a group of Mennonites and you find out that none of the stereotypes hold true for all of them.

Oh, there certainly are incredible cooks, immaculate homemakers, hardworking and muscular men and sweet-tempered women, but … not all of them. (And most of them aren't all of that at the same time)

Although we're not Mennonite, we are Plain Christian and many of my friends are Old Order and Conservative Mennonite. I've learned a lot from them, and I'm happy to pass that along to you.
Want to keep house like a Mennonite? Here are some tricks that I've learned from my Old Order Mennonite friends

There are three more pages filled with tips that you can start using right away, and a 5 page printable that will can help you catch up on the housework craziness. I hope you enjoy this almost as much as I enjoyed writing it!

The truth is that, like any other group of people, there are some Plain folk who are fabulous homemakers like my friend Elizabeth and then there are ones that are more like … well, like me.

Elizabeth, who has eight children, has a spotless home. I would feel safe eating off her floor – in the bathroom. She’s sweet and loving and hospitable, welcoming strangers into her home for meals at a moment’s notice. Her sister, Mary, with a severely disabled adult daughter, also has an immaculate home. However, not all Mennonite women have that skill set. Some are great seamstresses or amazing cooks or incredible gardeners and farmers … but barely adequate homemakers.


I’m one of those “barely adequate homemakers”. I’m happy to be home with my children, and I find plenty to do every day, but cleaning just ain’t my thang!

The irony is that I know quite well what to do and how to clean the house, but I’m scatterbrained. Were I a child today, I expect I’d be diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. I’m good at gardening, (getting good at) raising animals, cooking great meals and raising awesome children … not so good at the housework.

There are a few things I know, though, and as much as my mother tried, I learned most of these from Mennonite homemakers.

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The meal’s not complete until the kitchen is neat.

There are two things I really hate.

One is doing dishes in the evening, and the other is waking up to dirty dishes in the morning.

Since one has to win, I remind myself, while I’m cleaning up the kitchen, how much nicer it is to have a clean kitchen in the morning.

And it really is.

The problem is, though, when I get the kitchen all cleaned up, and all the dishes are done, I usually have an overwhelming urge to bake something.

But I can promise you one thing - if you keep yourself aware that the meal really is NOT complete until the kitchen is neat, life will get much easier in many ways.

Some time tends to be never

The best thing *ever* is a closet where you can hide stuff – so long as you go in and clean it out and put it where it belongs!

Except the problem is that, when you stick something away and plan to deal with it “some time later”, that often turns into “never”. It really is best to deal with things right away.

I have a number of boxes of things that I’m going to sort through “some time”. Problem is, I’m not sure where I put the boxes.

A biennial bonfire also works.

Just saying.

Teach them young

While I know I’m probably never going to be one of those spotless homemakers, I seem to be raising one.

 Our little girl, all of two and a half years old, walks around saying, “Mess house! Mess woom! Cwean mess house!”

She has her own cleaning set from Melissa and Doug and she uses it. If I sweep the floor, she runs up to me, holding her little whisk and dustpan, saying “I do it!” She loves cleaning up.

Best thirty dollars I ever spent. If you have small children, and you don't have brooms and dustpans and other cleaning and organizing tools for them, why not?

In all seriousness, though, my Mennonite friends have taught me that little children can do far more around the house than we usually give them credit for. The chores that they do are not just to help out.

Far more important, they are training our children to someday manage their own households.

Get a dog

When I moved out on my own, it took forever for me to realize that food could fall on the floor and actually remain there until I picked it up.

We always had dogs.

The coolest thing about dogs, especially big dogs like our beautiful black lab and our pit bull, is that they’ll eat pretty much anything, and they don’t mind if it’s on the floor, either.

When we were children, “Let the dog have it” was the destination for all plate scrapings and unwanted bits of food. A dog can make it appear as though you have actually mopped the floor.

Now, I’ll add a caveat – if you’re eating a highly processed “Standard American Diet” (appropriately shortened to SAD), please don’t feed it to your dog. He deserves better than that.

Food that is good for us is good for dogs, too.

Although the opposite is not true unless you enjoy raw eggs, goat poop and partially decomposed meat.

Just saying.



Seriously, humour makes a lot of work easier.

My Old Order Mennonite friend, a mother of seven and a busy farmer who makes no apologies for her messy house, keeps her song book on the window in front of the sink, and sings her favourite hymns while she does dishes. I love her dearly, but I must admit that she has the voice of a screech owl and can’t carry a tune in a bucket.

You should hear us singing together. It brings tears to the eyes of anyone listening.

Seriously, though, have you ever seen people who grudgingly do all their work, brows furrowed and lips pinched?

By the time they’re fifty, that’s a permanent expression.

I don’t mind being known by my wrinkles, as long as it’s the laugh lines around my eyes and the smile creases by my mouth.

Smile, laugh, sing even if you’re horrible at it, and count your blessings.

Have A Schedule

I have seen this in action and I know it works.

My Old Order Mennonite friends, for example, have chore time at 7, morning and night. They all do it, all at the same time.

They also plant their crops at the same time, harvest their hay at the same time, and go to church on Sundays. At the exact same time. If you’re on the roads at the time, you see long rows of horses pulling black buggies, all pulling out of their driveways at the same time. They all eat breakfast at 8 (after chores), lunch at 12 and dinner at 6 (before chores).

That might be the secret to success – having all of your friends and relatives agree on the schedule and all stick to it.

Peer pressure works!

It might be difficult, considering different time zones and the fact that my friends and family don’t all have animals, but I’m sure we can figure something out, right?

So when I’m feeding the chickens at 7 am here on the east coast, you can join me in spirit over on the west coast, right? Hey, wake up, we’re doing chores.

Seriously, though, schedules help, if you can find a way (like peer pressure) to stick to them.

Childrenlivestock and housework all appreciate regular and reliable attention.

Get help.

I joked recently to my father that “If I haven’t learned to keep house by forty-two, I’m probably a lost cause.” He pointed out that I have lots of other skills and abilities, which was awfully nice of him.

But the fact is, I can improve, and I’ll bet you can, too.

Among the Amish and Mennonites, there are always sisters, cousins, aunts and mothers to help out and teach. In addition, even those that absolutely hate homemaking have likely been taught the skills since they were old enough to hold a whisk broom.

My friends start teaching their two year olds how to keep a home - a practice which I have adopted, in the attitude of “I don’t know much, but I know more than you!”

So there you have it - some wonderful tips and ideas (and healthy dose of humour) to help you Keep House Like a Mennonite.

If you're interested in reading more on that theme, I strongly recommend that you check out 9 Ways Plain Mennonites Save Money. If you liked this post, you're going to love that one.



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